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the only 2 reasons i listen to voicemails.. 1. if i don't know the number. 2. to get rid of the icon on the screen

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

Hate to say this happens all the time...

Story of my life! Autopilot driving isn't safe -- oh well!

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LMAO It's happened to me! That awkward moment when you're walking down the stairs and think there's another step and you Hulk stomp the ground.

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The 50 Best Funny Quotes To Share With Your Friends #AwesomeStuffToShare!

The 50 Best Funny Quotes To Share With Your Friends #AwesomeStuffToShare!

Lmao! I especially love the bonus word!:P this is hilarious and soooo true!

5 deadly terms used by a woman Funny Signs And Quotes About Women from L. Sommer the author of 199 Ways To Improve Your Relationships, Marriage, and Sex Life - check my website for lots more funny stuff and sample readings to my various books

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so true. "For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Here's an update for you. Nowadays, of women are against marriage, why? because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.

That awkward moment LOL

That awkward moment when you are not sure if you have free time or you're just forgetting everything! Oh, my goodness, this is my life. So true!

hmmm I am glad you say more than k to me! wow seriously if I have to text you a paragraph then its important because I would prefer to call you instead......I am so very thankful you dont ignore me either

LolSoTrue: # 344 when i text you a whole paragraph and you text me back 40 minutes later saying 'K'. Are you asking to be punched?

I definitely do...

10 years ago - this is SO true!then when I think about the reality that the were about 20 years ago.I feel really old!

minimalist, lowercase font  The former teacher husband I have, hates all lower case stuff but I love how it looks!

I don't know karate but I do know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it. Funny Quotes Of The Week – 35 Pics i know karate AND crazy

I don't even struggle with myself at this point.

Here is collection of some really dirty and inapprpriate quotes, warning… don’t reproduce them in home

always keep several get well cards

Today’s Housekeeping Tip: Keep strategically placed get well cards on your mantel… Too funny. and a great idea'

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