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I shall maintain a sense of humor about all things motherhood, for without it, I recognize that I may end up institutionalized..

The Scary Mommy Manifesto

I shall maintain a sense of humor about all things motherhood, for without it, I recognize that I may end up institutionalized. Or, at the very least, completely miserable.

20 Ways To Subtly Mess With People That Everyone Should Try.

Pinning this NOT because I would do it, but because it shows just how nasty people can be.

Poor Mulan... This.

Poor Mulan... This.

Sometimes I open my mouth and my mother comes out - Love of Life Quotes

Q & A: Structuring the Day for a Toddler

How to Structure the Day for a Toddler

Future Family: Structuring the Day for a Toddler - good article. *Pinning this again because it changed my life!* my 2 year old now finally takes a nap everyday and goes to bed at the same time every night.repetition and patience is the key.

Anything you say will be used against you, in an argument, 11 months from now. Because I'm a woman, and we never forget anything. Ever.

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: Anything you say will be used against you, in an argument, 11 months from now. Because I'm a woman, and we never forget anything. Ever.

Friends Are Like Underpants: Some crawl up your ass. Some snap under pressure. Some don't have the strength to hold you up. Some get a little twisted. Some support you. Some are your favorite. Some are cheap and just get bent out of shape. And some actually DO cover your ass when you need them!

Friends Are Like Underpants

Completely true.

When a man says "It's not in there, I looked. It's called "man eyes"

As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake!

As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible. but pissing them off is a piece of cake!

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