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Basically. But I love writing. And I love that I know my characters best

Being a writer, this is true. particularly when im procrastinating or have writer's block. But then again, writing is probably my favorite thing to do

World War two

Except in Canada, it's called The II World War, cause we're classy like that<<< yeah. I'm not canadian

I'd much better at being a cat than I am at being an adult.


Funny pet stories essays on love Funny on love stories essays pet. Check your inbox (apologises in advance for the essay and illiteracy- may of had a wine when writing it)

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I wouldn't be upset about the rock. Just the fact that my food would be gone.<<<the rock would freaking hurt man

The only thing that relates to me in this post is the fact that I have ridiculously high expectations XD EXCUSE THE LANGUAGE AT THE TOP. DID NOT MAKE THIS!!!!!!!

Unable to find love because, in addition to the fact I'm fiercely unattractive and I'm not particularly interesting nor talented, my standards have been set unrealistically high after years of mentally dating celebrities and/or fictional characters

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These people have interesting conversations.<<< I think something is wrong with that dentist.


I had a similar teacher who would take the book, and begin reading the page. It was really funny because a girl was reading the Lightning Theif and was a the part where Percy cut off Medusa's head. He didn't do it for a month after that

So like I'm not really sure I would want to be cuddled with spongebob and wake up to his face cause I watch him every morning anyway

"pigeons can just fly straight to disneyland yet here they are eating breadcrumbs off the pavement"

Attractive Characters

*ahem*PercyJackson*ahem*LeoValdez*ahem*Nico Di Angelo*ahem*Will Solace*ahem*like basically all the guys in Percy Jackson except for Octavian

definitely made me laugh

haha this definitely made me laugh LANGUAGE. Im not offending the Chinese language- that couldve been any other person from any other country that didn't speak english well

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When a friend starts watching a show.this is happening to me right now with Walking friend can't even look me in the eye when I bring it up lol

I felt this way about A Court of Mist and Fury. I read it twice in one week. I felt depressed and joyful and kept thinking about it. I still think about it because i connected so much with the court of dreams and the stars. I haven't read a book that made me feel like this or touched me so much in a long long time.~~N

I did this with Trials of Apollo. I am waiting for book So now with Magnus Chase book 2 i am spacing out my reading