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'If a woman is upset, hold her & tell her how beautiful she is. If she starts to growl, retreat to a safe distance & throw chocolate at her. quote & wisdom ~ listen up husband

Ha ha! Love it!

and there's my dark humor

i hate being a girl

:-)

Adulthood = going to the vets

http://www.facebook.com/mindpodge

I might be a man.wait no I am a man lol

Sad honesty!

"When you are dead, you don't know that you're dead. It is difficult only for the others.It is the same when You are Stupid. You Know Who You Are!

Holding a Gun

Yep -You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands for instance if they are holding a gun, she's probably angry.

Some days ‍♀️

Hilarious Weight-Loss Quotes to Instantly Feel Better About Your Diet: Anyone who's ever tried to lose weight feels for you.

Omg Foooooooooood

Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. Kitchen has food! Kitchen also has bacon in the words of my brother in law.

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie - http://themindsjournal.com/if-you-are-lonely-dim-all-lights-and-put-on-a-horror-movie/

My kinda thing. 😁😂 If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie - themindsjournal.

I want to do this with the people at the mall kiosks who want you to sample dead sea scrubs and stuff! THAT would be awesome!

Next Time A Stranger Talks To Me…

Funny pictures about Next time a stranger talks to me. Oh, and cool pics about Next time a stranger talks to me. Also, Next time a stranger talks to me.

I have learned this the hard way

Caution: When someone says "get a grip," apparently around their neck is NOT what they meant.

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Truths for mature humans - Seriously, read it through. You'll agree with at least half. The rest you'll secretly agree with, but never admit it.

Suspicious... @rebelcircus

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I don't trust joggers. They're always the ones who find dead bodies. Just Saying.

Share laughs with our great humor quotes collection of humorous, wise and funny quotes by famous authors on humor, being funny, laughter, love, life.

People say love is the best feeling, but I think finding a toilet when you are having diarrhea is better. LOL This made me laugh so hard! ESPECIALLY TODAY!

Funny Pictures Of The Day – 38 Pics - Lol!

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