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Maxine: It's cute how food labels think there are eight servings in a pie.

Maxine: It's cute how food labels think there are eight servings in a pie.

FAKE: The above. FACT: She was talking about MONEY, not people. And that's accurate. https://www.forbes.com/sites/ryanellis/2017/06/26/senate-obamacare-repeal-and-replace-bill-cuts-taxes-by-700-billion/#7c25aaa7117d

FAKE: The above. FACT: She was talking about MONEY, not people. And that's accurate. https://www.forbes.com/sites/ryanellis/2017/06/26/senate-obamacare-repeal-and-replace-bill-cuts-taxes-by-700-billion/#7c25aaa7117d

I hate when my foot falls asleep and I have to kick someone in the face to wake it up!

I hate when my foot falls asleep and I have to kick someone in the face to wake it up!

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Maxine: I have met my quota for stupid people this year. I am no longer taking applications.

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If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a set of instructions and a remote control

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