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It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.

Oh so very true #waywire

Work life " I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you"

i love you quote - Google Search

At first sight it was I love you with all my heart.now that my butt is bigger.I love you with all my butt!

Voicemail Reality

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

Just come home and find out!!!!

No mother is perfect, but this definition Is more for those mothers who make things too easy for their kids and won't encourage them to go out to live and learn. Martyr material, and all of the above 'See Also'.

Motherhood

This motherhood quote couldn't be more spot on! "Motherhood- The only place you can experience heaven and hell at the same time".

I'm Not Funny...

It was a toss-up between humor and truth board; it's only funny 'cuz it's true.

Love this

Women are not moody. We simply have days when we are less inclined to put up with crap.

oh yes - thumbs up for outer discipline

in 3 different ways and all were slow and painful. I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you 3 times - handling rude customers at work.

Lol,  true.  I know so many women with broomsticks :-)

Women Are Angels. And When Someone Breaks Our Wings, We Simply Continue To Fly On A Broomstick We’re Flexible Like That ~ Clever Quotes

Ok, sometimes, not so silently.

I'm silently correcting your grammar.not only am I silently correcting you spoken grammar,I am correcting your written grammar!

Yep, a sense of humor is a necessity.  The only thing that keeps me sane some days!

Parenting without a sense of humor is like being an accountant who sucks at math. In that accountant but not that parent.

Never

My brother told me aliens and monsters lived under the bed.then the next morning I stuck my led off and hit the dog's leg and thought it was a monster's leg.from then on i would crawl to the end of the bed and take a flying leap out of my room :D

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