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Ever notice how the lottery officials always pick the wrong numbers? Jerks!

Maxine: I can get any guy to talk to me. I just stand in front of the tv when the game's on

A genius

A man with a woman is a bachelor. A woman without a man is a genius. How I love Maxine!

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Maxine: Going to check out a couple of antiques -- yep, time for my mammogram