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Of course I have self-control. It's what keeps me from punching you in the face daily.

"I'm probably not going to find a husband today because I forgot to put on mascara." Some eCards

Some ppl are great at playing the victim!! Please someone.. anyone.. feel sorry for me please!!

You can stop playing the victim now.for now until the truth comes out and you can't keep up the poor little victim act.you are one sick bitch!

Happier than you

You find it offensive? I find it funny, . That's why I'm happier than you. Lighten up =P

The Ultimate "House Hunters" Drinking Game. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN. might need to add a few rules though. like when the couple is annoying

The Ultimate "House Hunters" Drinking Game

This is fantastic! The Ultimate "House Hunters" Drinking Game- hilarious/ true. People would die of alcohol poisoning if they did this.

this is so me.. im so shy & quiet (unless you piss me off) but secretly, im a loud ass thats not very nice

14 things I hate about travel

this is so me. im so shy & quiet (unless you piss me off) but secretly, im a loud ass thats not very nice