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I'm Rich!

OMG, I’m rich! Silver in the Hair Gold in the Teeth Crystals in the Kidneys Sugar in the Blood Lead in the Ass Iron in the Arteries and An inexhaustible supply of Natural Gas. I never thought I’d accumulate such wealth!

Foghorn Leghorn - Boy, I say boy.You're about to exceed the limitations of my medication. LOVE IT!

Some days...

Yep, it's been one of those 'too much shit' and 'not enough shovels' kind of day.

no rehearsals for death either. we deny it I was told by a hospice RN

Maxine: I don't know how to act my age. I've never been this age before.

I can't tell you how many times I've said this.

Maxine: You know you're getting old when you can't walk past a bathroom without thinking "I may as well pee while I'm here.

Your best friend is the one that will hold your hair out of the way after a night of hard partying.   Gibblegut.com by Dan Gibson

Your best friend is the one that will hold your hair out of the way after a night of hard partying. (and/or hold your teeth)

This is for you Linda! Stop stressing about age. You're only as old as you feel, that's why it doesn't bother me. It's only a number.

Maxine: Don't get all weird about getting older! Our age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying us!

I could see me doing this. :)

I would like to think I will die a heroic death but it's more likely I'll trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting. [substitute "peanut butter" for frosting!

This could be soooo many of his family, the gps would be going crazy

I typed "Bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway Vroom Vroom motherfucker.


Fitness Humor The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

Doc w/stethoscope: "Big Breaths." Hearing problems + gravity + age = her (and my probable) response "Used to be.

Everyone has a favorite Dr. Seuss book, this one happens to be mine.

My Foot In Your Ass. Seuss's Wacky Book of Ass Whoopin's.should have read this version to the kids!