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Let's make them birds :)

They're happy birds that live in happy trees! I love Bob Ross aka the happy painter

I know of some askholes!

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Funny pictures about Meaning of 'Askhole'. Oh, and cool pics about Meaning of 'Askhole'. Also, Meaning of 'Askhole' photos.

It's impossible to slowly tip toe around without activating your T-Rex arms

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how many will get this as well?

Getting older really sneaks up on you.

I'm actually old enough to know that this isn't a tupperware container. It's a canister that we used to use to store camera film.

For people who are sarcastic to the point where they can't even tell if they're kidding, or just a bitch.

When I saw this I thought of Syndrome from Incredibles. I thinking along the lines of, so you would marry Syndrome? Like, didn't he die? Why would this be a relatable thing people would pin? Anyway, I thought that was funny.

Omg Foooooooooood

Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. Kitchen has food! Kitchen also has bacon in the words of my brother in law.

Update your resume, now!

Gotta remember this--put that you were Time's 2006 Person of the Year on your resume/CV. In Time made "everyone" the person of the year.

Sleep

Yes, penguins do have knees! A penguin’s leg is composed of a short femur, knee, tibia and fibula. The upper leg bones are not visible as they are covered in feathers, giving the penguin the illusion of short legs and no knees. No go the fuck to sleep.

Don'y sweat.

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. Would depend on what (or who) the sweaty things are, though.

Teacher hokey pokey

I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around. THAT IS SO FUNNY . If you don't know what the Hokey Pokey is ask an Older Person

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Our kids will never know the terror of calling a crush and having a parent answer the phone.

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