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I want to be a Dragon<< Wings to fly away from my problems, breathe fire, live in a cave away from people, scales Yep can I be a Dragon?

I want to be a Dragon, or a kid with a Quirk, or anything other then the sack comprised of proteins & fibers filled with calcium based sticks.

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Hahhaha this is something I would so do. I don't have blonde moments I have blonde days. This is definitely one of them. I feel so dumb omg.

Even the laughter is a pun. Sorry about the language, but this is hilarious.

Person 1 foes on journey to find Person B. This starts 1's kill murder career

Person 1 foes on journey to find Person B. This starts kill murder career

If you just read the first thing it's super relevant, so sorry for the murder bit

Me on the murder tho also death penalty would be a thing again (but only for people who committed murder themselves not including accidental manslaughter like in car accidents and stuff)

If this is true, it is the greatest thing that ever happened.

If this is true, it is the greatest thing that ever happened. Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana

And that's how it should be done

You're prettier than Elsa. what a great pick up line. This is awesome parenting!

You MIGHT be able to pay off any college expenses (depending on the college) and you could buy a house (they can be around 150,000-200,000 depending)  Man 300,000 would be nice

You MIGHT be able to pay off any college expenses (depending on the college) and you could buy a house (they can be around depending) Man would be nice

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