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I hope it works.

Im starting group meetings at my house for people with OCD. Not because I have it, but surely one of them will be bothered enough to clean it. - I have OCD but not of the cleaning sort;

Free and Funny Apology Ecard: Sorry that doing my best displeases you Do tell me how I can stretch myself further to meet your impossibly high standards

Hate oatmeal raisin cookies. If you're going to have a cookie, why put oatmeal and raisins in it?!

Funny Confession Ecard: Raisin oatmeal cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.

Things to do list

Funny Confession Ecard: Here's a list of things I'd like to do today.

I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, an others I'd love to punch in the face!

You could substitute the word "teachers" for the word "parents" as well.  Whew, are kids tiring!

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You could substitute the word "teachers" for the word "parents" as well. Whew, are kids tiring!

Yes, yes it is!

Pacifically this one drives me crazy! My EX said that all the time and it drove me crazy.

for real. this is why i own 75+ pairs of jeans, 100+ purses, 200+ pairs of shoes and my closet is a spare bedroom...

some ecards, how is it i detest every article of clothing i own, but when i go to throw something away, i develop this deep sentimental relationship with it, lol

WOW i was like this when i went to college, and still managed to bump into people i hated from school!

Funny Confession Ecard: I haven't seen you since that time I hoped I'd never see you again. soo awkward always, fml

faster than the speed of light

Funny Confession Ecard: Nothing faster than the speed of light. Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a photo that makes her look fat. There really is an ecard for that!

May the odds be ever in your favor.

Funny Friendship Ecard: You're the friend I'd feel the worst about killing in a post-apocalyptic death match for food.

I never run with scissors.

I never run with scissors.

So true. I hate running. Unless someone is chasing me with said scissors.

Thank you teachers, and mom!


Teacher Appreciation Week: Thanks to the teachers who instilled in me such a love of English that I'm perpetually mortified when reading the Internet. I was so blessed to have outstanding English teachers!

Salmonella my ass, I'm eating the batter.

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This is my philosophy right there. Same goes for cookie dough. I will buy packages of cookie dough and just eat it, don't even bake cookies. It drives my fiance crazy.