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I get in this weird mood where I don't want to talk to anybody and just want to be left alone I call this mood awake.

Humm, If I'm this crabby this young, I'm certain to be a bright ray of fuckin' sunshine later while scootin' around with my cane and wheelchair.

Free and Funny Apology Ecard: Humm, If I'm this crabby this young, I'm certain to be a bright ray of fuckin' sunshine later while scootin' around with my cane and wheelchair.

I'M HAVING A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN..AS SOON AS ... - http://www.razmtaz.com/im-having-a-nervous-breakdown-as-soon-as/

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: As soon as this day is over I'm having a nervous breakdown. I've worked for it, I deserve it and no one is going to keep me from it!

Some days are like this.

For all you people in school that thought I was shy, well, actually, here's your real answer.

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I didn't know this was an introvert thing, I just thought I was a Worst Case Scenario-ist.

~KK

Funny Confession Ecard: Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about

Been there...done that. Lol

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: You know that amazing feeling when you go to bed knowing your entire house is clean?

Religion is like a penis

Free and Funny News Ecard: Religion is like a penis, it's fine to have one and be proud of it, but when you take it out and wave it in my face, that's when we have a problem.

That sums it up!

From a procrastination standpoint, today has been wildly successful. Gee, I never realized how many wildly successful days I have!

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Egads if there's one thing I can't stand it's stupidity lol.

True story. All tha time.

10 Advantages Of Breastfeeding

Sometimes I check out my cleavage & think WOW! That’s where the rest of my cookie went. OR my popcorn.

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