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someecards.com - Son, life is about working hard... now be quiet they're announcing the winning lottery ticket.

someecards.com - Son, life is about working hard... now be quiet they're announcing the winning lottery ticket.

Infertility Treatment: IUI and IVF Risks and Side Effects - Suzlyfe

Stupid answer for a stupid question. Yep, just one of many stupid twin questions I get asked.

Whenever someone says to me, 'Oh you look so familiar, where do I know you from?' I like to respond with, 'Do you watch porn?'

Free, Flirting Ecard: Whenever someone says to me, "Oh you look so familiar, where do I know you from?" I like to respond with, "Do you watch porn?

Not overly fond of the expletive, but did have to laugh at the cleverness.

The Betches' Guide to Unfriending People on Facebook

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Funny Family Ecard: Research shows that in of cases, when someone says 'Oh no she didn't!', she in fact, did.

SOML.

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.

There are no winners when broccoli farts are involved.

Funny Sympathy Ecard: There are no winners when broccoli farts are involved.

23 Funny Thanksgiving Photos

Free and Funny Thanksgiving Ecard: Happy Thanksgiving. Don't forget to set your scales back 10 pounds tonight.

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Free and Funny News Ecard: Daaamn girl. Are you a fire detector? 'Cause you are really fucking loud and annoying.

I'm just saying

I'm not saying I am Wonder Woman. I am just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room.

And yet - I feel as if I've accomplished something.

Decorative Fabric Covered Magnets – Pinterest Craft Project 1

All the way back to the cheap seats. Take that, richies! Eat my JanSport backpack!

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: When I board an airplane, I make sure to bump all the people in first class with my backpack just to remind them they aren't that important.

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