Common sense is not a gift, it’s a punishment. Because you have to deal with everyone doesn’t have it
If you' never jumped from one couch to the other to avoid the lava you' never had a childhood. OR I NEVER HAD 2 COUCHES. childhood If you' never jumped from one couch to the other avoid lava had a OR I NEVER HAD 2 COUCHES
more angry with what Mitt Romney does with his money than what Obama does with mine.i don't think so, its time for Obama to go
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I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.
I'm always disappointed when a liars pants don't catch on fire!
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That's my life a lot of the time now that I live in Australia. All the Aussie accents are tough to understand at times.especially when they talk fast!
Today’s Quote: Laura Ingalls Wilder – Simple Pleasures
I LOVE YOU When I' m bored, I send a text to a random number saying "I hid the body." No i dont fuck y
Who ate your bowl of sunshine this morning, Thundercloud? I'm going to say that to the next grumpy person I run into :)
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Don't compromise your morals. --- There were some people in my life who did compromise themselves (and DEFINITELY their morals), rather than change the dickheads around them. Oh well, THEIR loss, not mine.
Oh, I'm sorry.Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours? I really hate it when I do this and I really do it too much to my husband:(
[Self-Appreciation Makeover] JK Rowling quote on fat. "Is fat really the worst thing a human being can be?
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