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Cars should have 2 horns. One for 'Excuse me, I'd like to kindly alert you to something' and one for 'WTF, get off the road asshole, you suck. Shit.'

Cars should have 2 horns. One for 'Excuse me, I'd like to kindly alert you to something' and one for 'WTF, get off the road asshole, you suck. Def needed this today!

We're adults?! When did that happen and how do we make we it stop?

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: We're adults? When did that happen and how do we make it stop?

Funny Workplace Ecard: Uncle Sam is NOT your baby's daddy. Work for it!

Uncle Sam is NOT your baby's daddy. Work for it you Black Widow

Being nice to someone you'd rather slap isn't being fake. It's sucking it up & acting like an adult. | Reminders Ecard | someecards.com

This is so important. Being fake is being someones friend and then stab them in the back. Having respect for other people is being an adult.

How many times are you tempted to swing a bat at something throughout each day? ;)

Life would be a million times better if there were pinatas strategically placed throughout the day. [makes me miss Viva Piñata, the video game]

Well said Lucy.

Yes. I think every week should have a day where boys give presents to girls Lucy Charlie brown

If everyone could put their own dishes in the dishwasher

Yeah if you could go ahead and create your dream office space here. That'd be great - That Would Be Great (Office Space Bill Lumbergh)

Let's try to limit your bachelorette party activities to outlet shopping, spa treatments, and carousing until dawn in a 16-person jacuzzi limo.

Let's try to limit your bachelorette party activities to outlet shopping, spa treatments, and carousing until dawn in a jacuzzi limo. - haha yes please!

I SHIT YOU NOT!!!!!!!!!!! Good times with Ruggz and Raffi! holy crap.

My new party trick. I swallow two pieces of string and an hour later they come out of my I shit you knot. joke My new party I swallow two pieces of string and an hour later they come out my shit you knot ha

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