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I'll have you know I got 3 hours into my work day an only thought about quitting 47 times.

good ole days

Foghorn Leghorn - Boy, I say boy.You're about to exceed the limitations of my medication. LOVE IT!

Just saying

Just saying

All I want to do is read!" *deepthroats 4 guys named Kyle, goes to a Skrillex concert* (Submitted by

Your daily inspirational quotes have really changed my life. Said no one. Ever.

If you fart loudly in public, just yell 'JET POWER!' and walk faster.I laughed too hard at this

Food. Sleep. Special to me.

I like food and sleep. If I give you my food or text you all night, you’re special to me.

I'm done. Ohh overtime

Story of my life. I need to save money. Oh look the new iPhone 6 I need to save money . Oh cute boots I need to save money. Oh a new Naked makeup palette! This is my life!

For the days when I don't answer.... Lol

Pretending I'm a pleasant person all day is exhausting! Some days I just can't do it!