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When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours.

When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours. - I don't compete with my friends. I think this idea is really cool if I should have kids.

humor service and paying bills

Ugh I HATE how the cable companies do this - give em a dose of their own medicine

Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm,  inappropriateness, and shenanigans.

Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans. Always the shenanigans.

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Funny Confession Ecard: It's A Scientific Fact: You should never tell a woman she's crazy, unless you want to see crazy.

LOL - I don't drink coffee but this gave me a chuckle

Coffee keeps me busy until it's time to be drunk. Some E-Cards.

I don't want to brag or make anyone jealous, but I still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

Funny Confession Ecard: I don't want to brag or make anyone jealous, but I still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

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Free, Confession Ecard: I'm too old to drop it like its hot. I'm just gonna sit down like its warm.

Damn I thought I could munch my way to those rock hard abs

I hate it when you open the fridge & can't find what you were looking for.like happiness & perfect abs.

Just for clarification... Did you say you want to ASK me a question or AX me a question? Because I dont want to die....

Just for clarification. Did you say you want to ASK me a question or AX me a question? Because I don't want to die.my mother's biggest pet peeve

That moment when you give someone advice, they don't listen to you, then you sit back and watch everything you predicted happen.

A Woman's Mind is a Terrible thing to Waste

Men: If you ever wanna know what a woman's mind feels like, imagine a browser with tabs open. All The Time.

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