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Happy Mother's Day

“Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.” –Elizabeth Stone I woke up this morning with this quote on my mind and just wanted to share it with you.

Me? No, never!

Some eCards: I'm having technical difficulties with my attitude today. I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you. Avoidance is suggested for safety.

OMG!!! I am dying laughing!!!!! Hold on the oven timer just went off ;)

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I hope you like my new unique recipe. They're called Shut The Fucupcakes.

Week? You mean '4 years'?

It's been a rough week. But I didn't need bail money and I don't have a body count, so it could have been worse.

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When I pray , I told God.you got me the wrong guy God. I'm not sure if I can see myself that religious, nonetheless I love you God.

TRUTH, haha, rottenecards, workout

Rottenecards - Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, Ha ha ha! no one wants to hear about your workout.

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Cleaning House while the kids are home, is like shoveling snow, while it's still snowing. My house will be clean for when my kids go on vacations.

"I'm going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I'm outstanding."

The same with one negative or mean word! Being honest we all would have to say we have been on both sides of this spectrum! I am so happy that I have found myself and now try to remember to only use kind words!

Good advice!

Unless you're donating blood! So true donate blood and save a life!

Only because I am so sick of seeing the "Keep calm and ____" quotes everywhere!

Panic & Run Away Quote / 'Cause sometimes you just can't keep calm. This is why they are called panic attacks

Yup! parents of small kids can relate, Im sure, lol.

My poor mom, I used to sit outside her door. I thought it was our "special" alone time. Poor woman just wanted to pee! Love you mom!

I don't trust people who can  bite their ice cream without flinching.  That shits not natural.

I don't trust people who can bite their Ice Cream without flinching. That shits not natural haha.