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"I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination." Don't let anyone tell you (and your sexy imagination) otherwise.

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'Damn You Autocorrect' Exposes 10 Funniest Love Fails

Lol my sister says that to me all the time if you didn't do it why are you laughing and I'm like cause it's fucking hilarious and whoever did it is a genius lol

Cross stitch sampler for Greg maybe?!

Are you interested in our 'Alcohol May Not Solve Problems' Tea Towel? With our alcohol quote tea towel you need look no further.

I'm surprised at those that have been with me since the beginning.

If you can't handle me at my worst.I don't blame you, I sometimes can't handle it either!

Hmm she hasn't tackled or sang to me :( bad sign? Haha lol jk umm I could live without da screaming haha lol Olivia has that covered lol

this is so me and its not even funny. well not all of it. only the sing to you, weird around you, scream at you, take your food, and be mean to you. i dont dance.

Lol....hhhmmm is this true?!?

if you don’t laugh during sex at least once you’re having sex with the wrong person

I've said this for years!

I"d tell you to kiss my ass, but I'm pretty sure you'd fall in love, and then I'd never get rid of you.

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