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Jehovah’s witnesses don’t celebrate Halloween….I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming up to their doors.


Just a warning that on April Fool’s Day my natural distrust of others will be ratcheted up to a level bordering on psychosis.

If you start talking like need to rehome 3 cats for your own mental health.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: 'Your obsession with cats is out of control and I can't handle it anymore!' 'So, you're kicking meeeowt?

Been there.

Free and Funny News Ecard: You know you're from the if you remember being disappointed when the CD's leaflet didn't have the lyrics to the songs. How else were you going to learn that damn line on track

Adulthood is mostly about being tired and wishing gou hadn't made plans.

Free, Confession Ecard: I think i finally get this shit. "Adulthood" is mostly about being tired and wishing you hadn't made plans.


Be careful in that tanning bed, or I will starting telling u that u have been dorito raped

On a scale of one to Adele...

On a scale of one to Adele...

On a scale of one to Adele, how tough was your breakup? (Where does Taylor Swift rank on this scale?

Unfortunately, that's about what I've been doing lately!

While I've been recovering from the flu, Diddly Squats have been a part of my daily exercise routine!

I also hate it when people's statuses are complaining about how many people have "It's snowing!" in their statuses. We all think it's annoying, Captain Obvious.