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Sleeping is MY drug my bed is is my dealer and my alarm clock is the police.omg this is an everyday affair for me

@Annekah Tolley @Kylie Martinez @Savannah Elise @Liesel Rebekah-  yep. Sums up all of our sibling arguments.

rule in arguments: If you're losing, start correcting their grammar. rule in arguments if they have correct grammar, correct their spelling.

I'm always like, what's their problem that wasn't the right word!  Heehee

"I hate it when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong". Some where over the rainbow, way up sky. Did she get that wrong?

I love you like a back-alley hooker loves crack.

I love you like a back alley hooker loves crack. Guess what card my baby is getting for Valentine's?

Hahahaha. I don't know why. But I laughed so hard at this!

I can't believe that cop put me in the backseat when I clearly called shotgun. I think this is funny I think it says something about my sense of humor.

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aint that the truth! oh and id like to afford a new coach purse like the one she just pulled her food stamps out of

And then I said gullible really slowly and then realized I needed to repin this cause I'm an idiot.

Ohhhh I fell for it! I've been told I'm very gullible. I will believe ANYTHING. haha if you say gullible slowly funny quotes funny quote funny quotes humor

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