An Owl! Huh! I didn’t even know this was an option! But I’m glad it is, because you are neither the horrible stinky goose or the horrible stinky seagull. You are an owl, King of Birds! Your head turns 180 degrees and you eat night mice. You don’t squawk like other barbarians birds, but instead give off a royal little “hoot”. You are wonderful and everyone loves you. Go sit in your tree and think powerful owl thoughts.