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This shows us that women expect to be more emotional and want more sentimental things, whereas men just want beer and naked girls. We stereotype genders like this, however I don't think I've ever seen a girl not pleased by a naked man or a beer?

"I can't tell who annoys who more"   - the quote from my best friend and future maid of honor.

inspiration: fortune cookie: "Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

"Like a museum." Tell me about it!!

Museum of "Two Kids Live in This House"! ummmm yes this is my entire house

ahhh the good ole' days when our only worry was lava. LOL

If you've never jumped from one couch to the other to avoid the lava you've never had a childhood. If you've never jumped from one couch to the other to avoid the lava you've never had a childhood.

I mean Lolo loves you, Chris, but nothing beats unlimited Olive Garden breadsticks without gaining a pound or going into cardiac arrest.

So true . every guy thinks every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy . pshh, every girl's dream is to eat without getting fat.

Monday Dare: This one may kill me. Nice knowing you. http://www.flourishinprogress.com/2011/11/monday-dare-this-one-may-kill-me-nice.html

This made me laugh out loud. SO the truth.the language is HORRIBLE, but oh so funny!

Once upon a time, I thought Facebook was the ultimate place to waste time. Then I was introduced to Pinterest...

Once upon a time, I thought was the ultimate place to waste time. Then I was introduced to

I Got This...

I'm not only putting on my big girl panties, I'm putting on my bitch bra, my shit kicker boots and my spiked leather belt with the boy toy belt buckle. So don't tell me to "deal with it." I got this covered. This is so Funny had t reprinn

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