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My love is NOT unconditional.

"My love is not unconditional. The terms are: You not being an asshole." Unless you are my cat. Then it really is unconditional, you little asshole.

I'm trying to be a more positive person every day. Today, I'm positive everyone is an asshole.

I'm trying to be a more positive person every day. Today, I'm positive everyone is an asshole.

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BfHey wanna hang out tonight | Cant sorry my mums step sisters dogs owners sisters moms bestfriends childs fish died | Awwwww not Laurence! | That was a test. Im so happy i met you

Sims I manage to remember a pretty good deal. But there's no way in hell! I call conspiracy!

Its a struggle

Today I will think evil thoughts and try not to say them.yeah right, that shit just falls out of my mouth without warning!

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I'm always forced to do shit I'm not qualified for. Like being nice to fucking idiots.

Lol bitch bye, Michael Jackson wore black shoes and white socks all the time. Michael Jackson, so your argument is invalid.

When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, "Why, what did you hear??"

funny quote when someone asks what i did over the weekend i squint and ask why what did you hear

Work humor

paid by # of stupid people we have to deal with instead of by the hour.

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