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"I can't tell who annoys who more"   - the quote from my best friend and future maid of honor.

inspiration: fortune cookie: "Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

I do not want to brag or make anybody jealous or anything, but I can still fit into my earrings that I wore in high school!

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"I'd Agree With You" Rustic Wall Decor Box Sign

I don't "agree" just to appease an argument. I need complete truth and balance, even if I am the one who is wrong. "I'd agree, but then we'd both be wrong.

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Unfortunately this sounds just like me!also my husband says the exact same thing.good thing we agree on most things!


"Don't try to win over the hater, you are not the jackass whisperer.