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so true it's almost not funny...almost

I almost died laughing

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I went for a run but came back after two minutes because I forgot something. I forgot I'm out of shape and can't run more than two minutes.

lol Karma and I are BFF's bc any time she's a B to me, I learn my lesson. I think she appreciates that cuz she certainly is swift with those who have wronged me.

Couldn't resist sharing! Karma's just sharpening her nails & finishing her drink. She says she'll be with you shortly!

You poor thing. You don't even realize you're batshit crazy,  do you?

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: You poor thing. You don't even realize you're batshit crazy, do you?

Maybe not right away. I mean, this does qualify as one of the only two acceptable reasons to run.

True Story, bro.

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

Maybe your dick is so small because you took 3/4 & shoved it into your personality

Maybe your dick is so small because you took of it and shoved it into your personality. This makes me laugh every time I read it :)

Oh yes.. way to much drama people! BE HAPPY!

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So true! When people would ask what super power I wish I had when I was little it was reading minds.

hahahaha!  This reminds me of Cole J. who once made me drink mimosa on the clock.  He was my boss. I miss him so!

Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: I don't care if its you put some champagne in my OJ its mimosa time bitch.

Absolutely

Fluent in six languages . profanity, music lyrics, movie quotes, sarcasm, sexual innuendos and real talk <<<so true it's not funny!

Lmao! I'm getting a crown soon so this is appropos.

My dentist really told me this! And actually, when I needed to get a dental crown on my birthday, my husband arranged to have a tiara waiting for me at the dentist office. Too funny!

So true!

hahaha so true! "Nice try 'Blocked Number', but I don't even answer the phone for people I know.

Omg i so wanna tell a few people this right now!!

The Pity Train has just derailed at the corner of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a stop at Get The Hell Over It.

Revised: The real list of things that men do to annoy women ...

Revised: The real list of things that men do to annoy women

"A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house." Although mine usually does clean the house too:)

I am a firm believer in "life happens"...not that everything is for a reason unknown to us... :)

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes things happen because you're stupid and make bad decisions.

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