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Whenever I destroy a spider Web I imagine the spider coming back and being like "Shit, my house!"

Someone from Williamsville, New York, US posted a whisper, which reads "Whenever I destroy a spider Web I imagine the spider coming back and being like "Shit, my house!

15 Women Share Their Hilarious PMS Confessions

15 Women Share Their Hilarious PMS Confessions

When you are in the shower and hear noises: My whole family is getting killed and I will have to fight them naked...

Someone from West Warwick, Rhode Island, US posted a whisper in the group So True!, which reads "When you are in the shower and hear noises: My whole family is getting killed and I will have to fight them naked.

*wearing an old key on my necklace*  *Guy*- that the key to your heart? *Me, bad at joking, was honest- "nope, the key to my room" *Guy- "oh, even better!"

*wearing an old key on my necklace* *Guy*- that the key to your heart? *Me, bad at joking, was honest- "nope, the key to my room" *Guy- "oh, even better!

When you find a spider in the shower     "Naked and afraid "

When you find a spider in the shower "Naked and afraid " nope

No one ever understood it.

Someone from None posted a whisper, which reads "being a teachers pet at school was so fun, i loved hearing them talk shit about other teachers and students "

I gave up trying to figure out if Nightmare Before Christmas should be watched on Halloween or Christmas, so I compromised and now I watch it on thanksgiving.

Someone from Chico posted a whisper, which reads "I gave up trying to figure out if Nightmare Before Christmas should be watched on Halloween or Christmas, so I compromised and now I watch it on thanksgiving.

I still hate the fact that assholes with confidence is more attractive than a nice shy guy

Someone from Buckeye, Arizona, US posted a whisper, which reads "I still hate the fact that assholes with confidence is more attractive than a nice shy guy"

Guy at a party said I was too sexy to be shooting up. He took the needle, stomped on it,& shattered the casing. He said I should thank him by giving him my # and a kiss. It was my diabetes medication.

The dude is a total ass hole I would've punched him in the stomach and kicked him in the balls

If I had a nickel for every time someone over 50 criticized my generation, I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.

Someone from Los Gatos, California, US posted a whisper, which reads "If I had a nickel for every time someone over 50 criticized my generation, I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.

I prayed and asked God to increase my finances and BEHOLD I found a wet floor with no sign in sight #BoutToSlip

Someone from Hillsboro, Oregon, US posted a whisper, which reads "I prayed and asked God to increase my finances and BEHOLD I found a wet floor with no sign in sight

Well said

"Dressing modestly doesn't mean I lack confidence, it means I'm so confident I don't need to reveal my body to the world because I rather reveal my mind." How very true!

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