I had never actually seen a person searching for Pokémon until this morning. It was the funniest thing watching him walk around the park in his pjs looking for invisible things.

I wonder if spiders compare web sizes. “Wow man, you live in a mansion” Thanks dude, I built it myself.

Someone from Olympia posted a whisper, which reads "A lady yelled at my 2 year old son for waving at her. So what does he do? Asked her if she was mad and needed a hug. He is great."

They told me it was impossible... They told me I couldnt learn the entire course the night before the finals... They were right.

After I've drank a lot of water, I get excited when my pee is clear. It makes me feel responsible.

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