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Bitch Award - contemplating printing this out to give to a couple people ;

"Even if he just grabbed her arm?!?" HELL YEAH BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO TOUCH HER, LWT ALONE HOLD HER AGAINST HER WILL. THAT IS AN ACT OF FORCE AND THEREFORE A THREAT. THREAT= ATTACK= LEGAL SELF DEFENSE

"Even if he just grabbed her arm?!?" HELL YEAH BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO TOUCH HER, LWT ALONE HOLD HER AGAINST HER WILL. THAT IS AN ACT OF FORCE AND THEREFORE A THREAT. THREAT= ATTACK= LEGAL SELF DEFENSE

Stop focusing on what you don't want (i.e., go ahead! ' fuck this shit'). Instead, recognize your bad mood and re-focus in a 'general' way re what you DO feel grateful for/want. When you feel out of sorts, let yourself be where you are. Lighten up abt it. Then see/do Things to Lift Your Vibration. Only when you lift your mood should you get 'specific' abt what you want in your life. Hold that feeling: 67 seconds.

Stop focusing on what you don't want (i.e., go ahead! ' fuck this shit'). Instead, recognize your bad mood and re-focus in a 'general' way re what you DO feel grateful for/want. When you feel out of sorts, let yourself be where you are. Lighten up abt it. Then see/do Things to Lift Your Vibration. Only when you lift your mood should you get 'specific' abt what you want in your life. Hold that feeling: 67 seconds.

I'm not a princess, I don't need saving. I'm a Queen, I've got this shit handled.

I'm not a princess, I don't need saving. I'm a Queen, I've got this shit handled.

If a woman is constantly complaining she feels like she's being used to pay bills and cook she needs to go with her gut intuition...because it's true and everyone knows it. Some women have absolutely no self respect for themselves and stay in a place where they know they're not loved or getting what they need yet wonder why nothing changes. How humiliating. Like get a clue, he desperately needs the help and doesn't want to be the "bad guy"

If a woman is constantly complaining she feels like she's being used to pay bills and cook she needs to go with her gut intuition...because it's true and everyone knows it. Some women have absolutely no self respect for themselves and stay in a place where they know they're not loved or getting what they need yet wonder why nothing changes. How humiliating. Like get a clue, he desperately needs the help and doesn't want to be the "bad guy"

Don't hold your breath. | "If you're waiting for me to give a shit, you better pack a lunch. It's going to be a while." -Unknown

The Best Funny Quotes For Sarcastic Women Who Are SO DONE

Don't hold your breath. | "If you're waiting for me to give a shit, you better pack a lunch. It's going to be a while." -Unknown

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