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HAHA (okay this is for joking purposes) but seriously though sometimes I feel like these rules should apply haha (:

Ok so basically change him to her. Just change everything so it makes sense that I'm talking about my girlfriend. But leave the "I'll cut you bitch"

That's probably asking too much.

Can we just go ahead and end up together? [& all along, everyone knew it but us.

For all the women out there who like to chase married men...    OMG this is perfect!

roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face love quote

Daily Odd Compliment

If I'm Superman, you're the opposite of kryptonite. Which I guess is like a pillow? Or maybe two pillows? Never mind. Scratch that. If I'm Superman, you're Superman's best friend.

You should see some of the ones that got away!

There's plenty of fish in the sea. I just suck and fishing. we suck at fishing!

Lol a clown ninja

Most women desire someone who will make them laugh, but also feel safe, so basically a clown ninja. XD (The only problem being that I don't find clowns funny.

Damn right son.

This boyfriend is amazing. My boy used to do this for me, not word for word but said it was his job to listen when i needed someone to listen. Love him

At least he gets it

why cant i find a guy who will do this for me. even when im off my period and am just having a bad day Page 62 - Relationships - Autocorrect Fails and Funny Text Messages - SmartphOWNED

lol to cute

Aww this is so cute and it would be a perfect way for him to get me to come to him cause i suck at opening jars

“Girls are taught a lot of stuff growing up. If a guy punches you he likes you. Never try to trim your own bangs and someday you will meet a wonderful guy and get your very own happy ending. Every movie we see, Every story we're told implores us to wait for it, the third act twist, the unexpected declaration of love, the exception to the rule. But sometimes we're so focused on finding our happy ending we don't learn how to read the signs. How to tell from the ones who want...

“Girls are taught a lot of stuff growing up. If a guy punches you he likes you. Never try to trim your own bangs and someday you will meet a wonderful guy and get your very own happy ending. Every mov(You Are My Favorite Guy)

I hate texting first.so don't expect a text from me anytime soon to start a conversation.