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Shopping carts should have - at the very least - front bumpers covered in broken shards of glass & cacti for people who aisle-hog. Or maybe just a horn.

I+grocery store and Walmart! Hate going shopping. can't+tell+you+the+number+of+times+I've+fantasized+about+running+my+cart+into+the+heels+of+the+stupid+people+that+block+the+aisles+at+the+grocery+store.

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Ahh yeah, one of the reasons I don't drink often. Funny Weekend Ecard: Those five seconds where you go from tipsy to pole dance wasted.

sounds like my girl ... :)

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

LMAO

"Some people come into your life as a blessing. other people come into your life as a lesson. Those people are better known as douchebags." BAHAHAHA Oh so true.

Sometimes when people are talking to me I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face. #ecard

Sometimes when people are talking to me I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face. BAHAHAHA ALL THE TIME!

Do you buy your pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off.

the lesbian couple that live a block or two over who have the landscaping that i love - one of their cars is COVERED in bumper stickers.so so funny! one of us is going to need to buy an electric car and get a bunch of bumper stickers.

Trouble.

When I have a bad day I like to watch I Didn't Know I was Pregnant to remind myself it could be worse. I could be too dumb to know I have a human growing inside me.

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Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: If by 'Let's agree to disagree,' you really mean: 'Let's each continue to think the other person is a fucking idiot,' then, yeah, sure.

It's facebook. Not your diary.

For all those that love to share the drama. Ever thought you have to share it on FB because you know in real life people just don't care to hear you moaning again?

Some are so bored in life they spend 4/6 hours a day, 365 a year...

Ugh, my pet peeve! We are all already aware its snowing, raining, storming,whatever!

Hilarious!Hilarious!

Good thing I work in advertising where its socially acceptable to drink at work. LOLOL Funny Workplace Ecard: If they arent going to let me drink at work, then they shouldnt let fucktards work here. rather-amusing

Pictures of the week, 99 pics. Why Am I Cranky ? Maybe Because F*Ck You.

If Mommy is a nurse this is so true. If Mommy is a nurse this is so true. If Mommy is a nurse this is so true.

Hahahaha

i don't have the blood alcohol level to deal with you right now. Funny Ecards - 20 Pics wren wren Sullivan us with the children.

I'm the funniest person I know! =P

Pinterest…the new Black!

i am so hilarious that i do not try to not laugh at my own jokes.

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