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Some days, this is sooooo me! I once had a boss tell me to stop answering the phones.  When I asked him why, he replied "because you have a bad case of the fuck-its".  There's a GOOD case???? LOL

Some days, this is sooooo me! I once had a boss tell me to stop answering the phones. When I asked him why, he replied "because you have a bad case of the fuck-its". There's a GOOD case???? LOL

It's better to have loved and lost than to live with a douchebag for the rest of your life.

It's better to have loved and lost than to live with a douchebag for the rest of your life.

Religion is like a penis, it's fine to have one and be proud of it, but when you take it out and wave it in my face, that's when we have a problem.

Religion is like a penis, it's fine to have one and be proud of it, but when you take it out and wave it in my face, that's when we have a problem.

And divas, and entitled little brats, and irrational parents... but then I go home and am happy again :)

And divas, and entitled little brats, and irrational parents... but then I go home and am happy again :)

@Nicole Carcia remember the time a bird pooped on your ice cream? Well i laughed for a straight minute after reading this and thinking of that.

@Nicole Carcia remember the time a bird pooped on your ice cream? Well i laughed for a straight minute after reading this and thinking of that.

Every single day.

You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you've had?

Please, please don't be a bitch to me. Because then I'll have to be a bitch back and I can do it better than you.

Please, please don't be a bitch to me. Because then I'll have to be a bitch back and I can do it better than you.

Funny Workplace Ecard: Nothing is better than having a great friend like you at work to vent and bitch with, to make our day go by a little faster.

Funny Workplace Ecard: Nothing is better than having a great friend like you at work to vent and bitch with, to make our day go by a little faster.