Religions ostracize hate and behead. My DIY religion plants potatoes. Step one is take the most important aspect of your spirituality. I love the simplicity of planting potatoes. One other goal I have is to create a perennial rainbow sweet corn.
Hey! I'm known by many names, nobody in Night Vale knows my real name, in fact! I'm 18, and from the outside world! I'm confident and I'm outspoken about my wisdom and how the radio is wrong. I am considered a threat by the government. I have a younger sister, but she doesn't remember me. I have an older one, too but she doesn't remember me. (Saralyn and Delilah, her real name is Kenyah Clark)
Russell Brand tells it like it is. Where the hell in their book of foolishness does it say the "holy" ghost wrote anything? And if it did, did we get this bible the same way that other crazy fucker got his magic gold plates?
the cathode ray tube is the keystone of our religion, and an android will get nearer to the binary code by abiding in its light than by staring into the counterfeit "clarity" of HD images emanating from the abomination that is the liquid crystal-plasma display.