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I Got This
The day I get my driving license is the day you
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Let It Be
Let it be very clear to you
The Happy Life
I do not have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.
You Are Beautiful
You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful
Playing Card Games
Hey! Can you do me a favour, take a pic of urself and send it to me. I am Playing cards and i am mising the JOKER!!!
I Hate You
I am not saying I hate you. I am just saying if you got hit by a bus, I would be driving that bus.
Your face is like a cloud. Once it goes away, my day gets a whole lot better.
A pretty girl can kiss a guy; A bird can kiss a butterfly; The rising sun can kiss the grass; But you my
Two Faced People
I hate two-faced people because it
After meeting you, I have decided I am in favour of abortion!
There is a saying that goes: You dont have to love in words, because even through the silences, love is always heard!
You Deserve It
If someon Hurts You, Ignore it If You can not Ignore it, Forget it If You can not Forget, Laugh at it If You can not Laugh, You Deserve It
The last thing I want to do is insult you, but it is on the list!
Sure, I had love to help you out
I might look calm, but in my head I have killed you a number of times.
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You are lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me
I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with you since you are unarmed!
Tell The Truth
Make It Yourself
Speak The Truth
I will make you a deal. If you stop telling lies about me, I will stop telling the truth about you.
Stupidity comes in all shapes and sizes. Some of them even look like people!
Make Me Smile
You Make Me
I Miss You
Why do I miss you? Because you make me smile. You are so kind. You are so sweet. You are very funny. And most of all, because you are not texting me any more. That
I Am Awesome
Qualities a friend must have: Cute as crocodile. Smart as donkey. Active as turtle. Fit as hippo. Matured as monkey. Sincerity like dog. No doubt you are my good friend
Low Self Esteem
I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common among losers!
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The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it. If you ca not stop it, you must laugh at it; And if you ca not laugh at it, you probably deserve it!
It usually takes five years for a tree to produce nuts, but this is not true of a family tree!