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If you even dream of beating me you’d better wake up and apologize. #‎QuotesYouLove‬ ‪#‎QuoteofTheDay‬ ‪#‎FunnyQuotes‬ Visit our website for text status wallpapers. www.quotesulove.com

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I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance–waiting for the bathroom. #‎QuotesYouLove‬ ‪#‎QuoteofTheDay‬ ‪#‎FunnyQuotes‬ Visit our website for text status wallpapers. www.quotesulove.com

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Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. ‪#‎QuotesYouLove‬ ‪#‎QuoteofTheDay‬ ‪#‎FunnyQuotes‬ Visit our website for text status wallpapers. www.quotesulove.com

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I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. #‎QuotesYouLove‬ ‪#‎QuoteofTheDay‬ ‪#‎FunnyQuotes‬ Visit our website for text status wallpapers. www.quotesulove.com

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The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. ‪#‎QuotesYouLove‬ ‪#‎QuoteofTheDay‬ ‪#‎FunnyQuotes‬ Visit our website for text status wallpapers. www.quotesulove.com

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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her. #‎QuotesYouLove‬ ‪#‎QuoteofTheDay‬ ‪#‎FunnyQuotes‬ Visit our website for text status wallpapers. www.quotesulove.com

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Retirement at 65 is ridiculous. When I was 65 I still had pimples. #‎QuotesYouLove‬ ‪#‎QuoteofTheDay‬ ‪#‎FunnyQuotes‬ Visit our website for text status wallpapers. www.quotesulove.com

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My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. #‎QuotesYouLove‬ ‪#‎QuoteofTheDay‬ ‪#‎FunnyQuotes‬ Visit our website for text status wallpapers. www.quotesulove.com

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Evening news is where they begin with “Good evening,” and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t. #‎QuotesYouLove‬ ‪#‎QuoteofTheDay‬ ‪#‎FunnyQuotes‬ Visit our website for text status wallpapers. www.quotesulove.com

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