A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man - Lana Turner Dreams come true all the time, just not for the dreamers ― Eoin Colfer "The only time I don't have any problems in this world is when I am already six feet below the ground."
FUNNY QUOTATIONS "Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die." "I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too." "Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."