My mother asked me what I wanted for my birthday, so I said I wanted to read poetry with her.

My mother asked me what I wanted for my birthday, so I said I wanted to read poetry with her.

With a recent birthday, I’ve been acting now for twenty years.

With a recent birthday, I’ve been acting now for twenty years.

With a recent birthday, I’ve been acting now for twenty years.

With a recent birthday, I’ve been acting now for twenty years.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it’s all in good fun, of course.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it’s all in good fun, of course.

I had a ‘Cats’ phase, where I did lots of overturned furniture and trash cans. I asked for a fog machine for my birthday.

I had a ‘Cats’ phase, where I did lots of overturned furniture and trash cans. I asked for a fog machine for my birthday.

Birthday Alarm was a very simple site based on being reminded of your friends’ birthdays.

Birthday Alarm was a very simple site based on being reminded of your friends' birthdays.

I think I’ve wanted to be an actress since the day I was born. I even asked my parents for an agent for my seventh birthday!

I think I’ve wanted to be an actress since the day I was born. I even asked my parents for an agent for my seventh birthday!

I was fired by ‘America’s Next Top Model’ on my birthday.

I was fired by ‘America’s Next Top Model’ on my birthday.

It is really a great feeling to win a World Cup on your birthday.

It is really a great feeling to win a World Cup on your birthday.

Mattresses! Beautiful! Let’s go buy a couple of mattresses. Give ’em to people for their birthday.

Let’s go buy a couple of mattresses. Give ’em to people for their birthday.

Brilliantly lit from stem to stern, she looked like a sagging birthday cake.

Brilliantly lit from stem to stern, she looked like a sagging birthday cake.

I promised myself: Before your 18th birthday, you’re going to be at Jean Paul Gaultier. And it worked. I was hired.

I promised myself: Before your birthday, you’re going to be at Jean Paul Gaultier. And it worked. I was hired.

I love mayonnaise. Every birthday when I was a kid I’d go to Black Angus and just dip my burger in mayo.

I love mayonnaise. Every birthday when I was a kid I’d go to Black Angus and just dip my burger in mayo.

‘Down on Me’ can’t showcase my true talent. ‘Birthday Sex’ was robotic. When I perform it, I can’t give you this church feeling I know I can give.

‘Down on Me’ can’t showcase my true talent. ‘Birthday Sex’ was robotic. When I perform it, I can’t give you this church feeling I know I can give.

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