Cocktail Waitress

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I hate this. If someone asks you a question, You ANSWER! Didn't your mama teach you that? - Waitress Problems Yes! HOw hard is it to actually respond! Waitress Humor, Waitress Problems, Server Humor, Server Problems, Server Life, Struggle Is Real, Hate People, I Can Relate, Love My Job

Waitress Problems

@waitressprobs from Twitter. i figured it was about time i made some sort of blog so you could ask...

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.I hate that people think because I cchoose to be a server that I have or can not be anything else in life... I do it for the $ and love of it...

 I hate it so much when people are jerks like this.so many bad words and vengeful thoughts run through my head when people interrupt me.seriously people are rude Waitress Humor, Waitress Problems, Rude People, Treat People, Server Humor, Restaurant Humor, Server Problems, Server Life, I Can Relate

Waitress Problems

@waitressprobs from Twitter. i figured it was about time i made some sort of blog so you could ask me anything you want!

Always happens on the days where I have no cash tables, and no starting bank :/ Waitress Humor, Waitress Problems, Server Memes, Server Humor, Work Memes, Work Humor, Restaurant Humor, Server Problems, Server Life

Hate making change for $100 and then having them leave you shitty tip because you know they have the money

Im not a waitress, but this would definitely annoy me too if I were. Server Memes, Server Humor, Server Quotes, Waitress Humor, Waitress Problems, Restaurant Humor, Restaurant Marketing, Server Problems, Server Life

Waitress Problems

@waitressprobs from Twitter. i figured it was about time i made some sort of blog so you could ask...

No, you'll put your phone down and listen to me speak, you inattentive, spoiled twat. Server Quotes, Server Memes, Server Humor, Waitress Humor, Waitress Problems, Waitressing Tips, Restaurant Humor, Server Problems, Server Life

Waitress Problems

@waitressprobs from Twitter. i figured it was about time i made some sort of blog so you could ask...

I literally turned off the the music, turned off lights and started flipping chairs so they could get the hint Server Quotes, Server Memes, Server Humor, Waitress Humor, Waitress Problems, Work Memes, Work Quotes, Work Humor, Restaurant Humor

Waitress Problems

@waitressprobs from Twitter. i figured it was about time i made some sort of blog so you could ask...

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A waitress brings you a drink and gets a 15% tip. A dental hygienist cleans the putrid rotting bacterial ooze from between your teeth and gets to hear "That Hurts!" Dentaltown - Dentally Incorrect

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Waitress Problems

@waitressprobs from Twitter. i figured it was about time i made some sort of blog so you could ask...

Yup this has happened. They make more, don't have to deal with the customers directly and yet my tip is based solely on whether you is your job properly Waitress Humor, Waitress Problems, Server Quotes, Server Humor, Restaurant Humor, Server Problems, Server Life, Hate My Job, Cocktail Waitress

Ok, this bit of attitude infuriates me. First of all, the UN-TIPPED KITCHEN STAFF has busted their ass for you a few thousand times when you've made mistakes, how bout you realize that $h!# happens and not throw a fit! That being said, customers, do not short your server if the kitchen screwed up. It's not his or her fault. /rant

 Waitress Problems Just had to do this today. my check eve has just the strip club name on it, cause it's the main company! Talk about weird looks hah Waitress Humor, Waitress Problems, Server Memes, Server Humor, Work Memes, Work Humor, Restaurant Humor, Server Problems, Server Life

Waitress Problems

@waitressprobs from Twitter. i figured it was about time i made some sort of blog so you could ask...

Yup this has happened. They make more, don't have to deal with the customers directly and yet my tip is based solely on whether you is your job properly Waitress Humor, Waitress Problems, Server Quotes, Server Humor, Restaurant Humor, Server Problems, Server Life, Hate My Job, Cocktail Waitress

Confessions of a Waitress

Okay restaurant workers, we've all been there, bitched & whined about it and yet some of us, whether...