Main hoon na - "I'm here" or "trust me." Shahrukh Khan (the biggest film star in India) dips into his funny side, and his action side, and his nerdy side, and his romantic side in this rib-tickling action spoof. He plays Ram Sharma, a Rambo-type army dude who must go undercover as a college student to protect the daughter of a general from terrorists. Meanwhile, he falls in love, gets in trouble with teachers, and has to do chemistry homework. A fun time with a slam-bang finish.