A #jobless #man applied for the position of ‘office boy’ at a very big #company.  The #employer interviewed him, then a test: clean the floor.  “You are hired.” – the employer said. ”Give me your #email address, and I’ll send you the #application to fill, as well as when you will start.”...

A #jobless #man applied for the position of ‘office boy’ at a very big #company. The #employer interviewed him, then a test: clean the floor. “You are hired.” – the employer said. ”Give me your #email address, and I’ll send you the #application to fill, as well as when you will start.”...

#High on a #hilltop overlooking the #beautiful #city of #Venice, #Italy, there lived an old man who was a #genius. Legend had it he could answer any question anyone might ask of him....

#High on a #hilltop overlooking the #beautiful #city of #Venice, #Italy, there lived an old man who was a #genius. Legend had it he could answer any question anyone might ask of him....

We entered a little #coffee house with a #friend of mine and gave our order. While we were approaching our table two people came in and went to the counter –  ‘Five #coffees, please. Two of them for us and three suspended..

We entered a little #coffee house with a #friend of mine and gave our order. While we were approaching our table two people came in and went to the counter – ‘Five #coffees, please. Two of them for us and three suspended..

#Socrates was the #great #philosopher in #ancient Greece and was held in high #esteem. One day an ac#quaintance met the great philosopher and said, “Do you know what I just heard about your #friend ?”  Hold on a minute”, #Socrates replied. “Before telling me anything I’d like you to pass a little test. It’s called the Triple Filter Test.”

#Socrates was the #great #philosopher in #ancient Greece and was held in high #esteem. One day an ac#quaintance met the great philosopher and said, “Do you know what I just heard about your #friend ?” Hold on a minute”, #Socrates replied. “Before telling me anything I’d like you to pass a little test. It’s called the Triple Filter Test.”

Two #men, both seriously ill, #occupied the same #hospital #room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the #fluid from his #lungs. His bed was next to the room’s only #window. The other man had to #spend all his time #flat on his back.

Two #men, both seriously ill, #occupied the same #hospital #room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the #fluid from his #lungs. His bed was next to the room’s only #window. The other man had to #spend all his time #flat on his back.

Near #Tokyo #lived a great #Samurai, now old, who decided to #teach #Zen #Buddhism to young people.  One afternoon, a #warrior  – known for his complete lack of scruples – arrived there. The young and #impatient warrior had never lost a #fight. Hearing of the Samurai’s #reputation, he had come to #defeat him, and increase his #fame......

Near #Tokyo #lived a great #Samurai, now old, who decided to #teach #Zen #Buddhism to young people. One afternoon, a #warrior – known for his complete lack of scruples – arrived there. The young and #impatient warrior had never lost a #fight. Hearing of the Samurai’s #reputation, he had come to #defeat him, and increase his #fame......

A #son and his #father were walking in the #mountains.  Suddenly, his son fell, #hurt #himself and #screamed: “AAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!!”  To his surprise, he heard the #voice repeating, somewhere in the mountain: “AAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!!”  Curious, he yelled: “Who are you?” He received the answer: “Who are you?”  Angered at the response, he screamed: “Coward!” He received the answer: “Coward!”  He looked to his father and asked: “What’s going on?”

A #son and his #father were walking in the #mountains. Suddenly, his son fell, #hurt #himself and #screamed: “AAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!!” To his surprise, he heard the #voice repeating, somewhere in the mountain: “AAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!!” Curious, he yelled: “Who are you?” He received the answer: “Who are you?” Angered at the response, he screamed: “Coward!” He received the answer: “Coward!” He looked to his father and asked: “What’s going on?”

The #government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from #birth to 18 and came up with $160,000 for a middle income #family. Just over a #dollar an hour. You might #think the best financial advice is don’t have #children if you want to be “rich.” Actually, it is just the #opposite....

The #government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from #birth to 18 and came up with $160,000 for a middle income #family. Just over a #dollar an hour. You might #think the best financial advice is don’t have #children if you want to be “rich.” Actually, it is just the #opposite....

There was a #millionaire who was #bothered by severe #eye pain. He consulted so many physicians , consumed heavy loads of #drugs and underwent #hundreds of #injections....

There was a #millionaire who was #bothered by severe #eye pain. He consulted so many physicians , consumed heavy loads of #drugs and underwent #hundreds of #injections....

A little #boy asked his #mother, “Why are you crying?” “Because I’m a #woman,” she told him.  “I don’t #understand,” he said. His #Mom just #hugged him and said, “And you never will.”  Later the little boy asked his #father, “Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?”  “All women cry for no reason,” was all his #dad could say.....

A little #boy asked his #mother, “Why are you crying?” “Because I’m a #woman,” she told him. “I don’t #understand,” he said. His #Mom just #hugged him and said, “And you never will.” Later the little boy asked his #father, “Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?” “All women cry for no reason,” was all his #dad could say.....

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