Few people in the world get to hit their bosses but those who do will tell you it is better than sex.
Mothers give birth, but ultimately, the coke belongs to the guy who puts the coin in the vending machine.
A ‘very good friend’ is a dangerous category with Indian girls. From here you can either make fast progress or if you play it wrong, you can go down to the lowest category invented by the Indian women ever – rakhi brother.
The pretty girl is always right. But pretty girls behave the best when you ignore them. Of course, they have to know you are ignoring them, for otherwise they may not even know you exist.
3 Rules to live by: Don’t shop when you are hungry, don’t date when you are horny and don’t update your status when you are drunk.
The word “future” and females is a dangerous combination.
The world’s most funniest and easiest thing is to give advice.